Avant-garde and versatile designer Emmy Collins
is sooo at it again. lol. Emmy, who celebrities
have on so many occasions rained abuses on for
mocking their red carpet outfits has published on
his blog his thoughts about Uche Jombo,
Monalisa Chinda, Toke Makinwa, Funke Akindele
and Chika Ike's oufits to the Africa Magic
Viewers' Choice Awards.
And here's all the mean things he wrote. Emmy
says he no send anybody cos it is quite funny
how some women take offence even though all
you are trying to do is to inspire them.
On Uche Jombo's oufit:
I don`t even know what a neck piece is
doing on her neck really. These lasses
should fathom when less is more. The only
good news is that when I consider the
black slit cum butchered
dress that exposed Uche`s huge thighs
awhile ago,then this should be regarded as
making headway.
Monalisa Chinda:
What planet are these people from biko?
Pluto or Mars? I really think we need to
bring them down to planet earth because I
can`t fathom for the life of me where they
access the inspiration to underwhelm.
This dress appears to be literally bursting
at all seams.The stress on the seams are
quite vivid and the poor quality of the
fabric didn`t help matters. Perhaps the
designer coughed out a king’s ransom for
this fabric but that doesn`t deflect the fact
that the fabric which I`m assuming is Satin
appears so cheap.
The choice of color was flawed as well.
Please take your eyes to the neckline,
apparently the designer was going for a
heart neckline but the multiple squeezes on
that area don’t say ‘heart’ to me.
We definitely need better tailors in Nigeria
and also designers who understand the act
of quality control because if the designers
had done proper control they wouldn’t put
this dress on an enemy talk more of a
supposed A-lister. Is she an A-lister?
Yup,she must be. Ekwesili ipia designer of
this dress utali.
Funke Akindele:
Kai, slit don suffer ni. Even Funke must
show legs, abi? Wonders shall never end.
Why these people no dey gree stay for their
lanes, me I no sabi.
Ngwanu make I bless Funke with 2 out of
10 and see how she feels about that. This
is just one hideous dress,GBAM!
Toke Makinwa
I didn`t even know sequins are made in
Yellow, lol. Loads of sins were going on in
this dress when I bumped into my old
friend. One of the sins were that the dress
wasn`t properly pressed but then I guess
considering the antecedents of NEPA
coupled with the scarcity of fuel, she might
have a ready-made excuse for the little
indiscretion of hers.
In sumation, this dress didn`t quite cut it.
And that pout? Hmmmm, women I hail una
o!
Chika Ike:
Wowww! Who do we have here? Holy shit, it’s Miss Dubai looking like an over decorated wedding cake. How could someone talk cheap and look cheap as
well? That can`t be fair!
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